I think you are pretty cool lol not

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling


illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)


amazing-spider-dan:

when a blog you follow keeps posting about stuff you hate

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